LOGIC OF LIFE!!!!

If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity........................................................................................ .... I was born intelligent -education ruined me. ....................................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect......so why practice?....................................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for? ....................................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak. ....................................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ....................................................................................... Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa........................................................................................ One should love animals.They are so tasty........................................................................................ Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ....................................................................................... Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life........................................................................................ The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise. ....................................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives........................................................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrowwhat you can put off today........................................................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams"So go to sleep ....................................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning....................................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody"But why take the risk....................................................................................... "Work fascinates me"I can look at it for hours ....................................................................................... God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends. ....................................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forgetThe more you forget, the less you knowSo.. why learn. ...........................................................................................A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........